The Stupid Appraiser

“Anybody Can Be An Appraiser” - when it comes to Real Estate…

August 18th, 2008

THE FAULTLINE or “DALLA BRACE ALLA PADELLA”

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OK, about this time of year back in 2006 I was starting to panic. Haven’t stopped since, but unfortunately I have become almost catatonic. I have lots of ideas and I know I’m competent, and all that, it’s just that every time I turn around/try something I fail to have success. That can get to you after a while - and it has.

“The Faultline” was created as a marketing tool, I presented it nicely packaged in a dark-blue folder with a ready-made label for the filing cabinet to make it easy to find - etc. It looked really good, and I was proud of it. Still am - otherwise I wouldn’t offer it here and now. I farmed the package to a handpicked group of brokers, actually hand delivering them to their offices after having received permission to do so during an introductory telephone call. Professional attire, approachable attitude, asking permission to greet individual agents - you know, being civil about it…

To get a bit of an idea of the pickle that prompted this, you should read my “POOR ME” entry. In retrospect, there’s no wonder my Faultline campaign didn’t bring in any new business - I was ahead of time in “everybody’s” mind: property values were still being pushed to the max, marketing trends still indicated as “increasing” on the FNMA forms by many (most??) appraisers at that time.

These are links to the un-adulterated original PDF files:

The Faultine Batch 1
The Faultine Batch 2
The Faultine Batch 3

Bear in mind that I was still looking to do lending work at that time… But, alas, NO MORE!

Enjoy the read - and quit nit-picking it, OK? Also, NOTE THE © and respect it.

(BTW, for the non-Italian speakers: “from the coals into the frying pan”)

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August 17th, 2008

MAN, OH MAN…

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Just a few days after my last posting in this category, the beloved NEWS MEDIA gave FREE EXPOSURE to some dot-com outfit that lets you determine IF you can SUE SOMEONE. Along the lines of “I was real stupid” or “I did something real stupid” … and now I want it to be somebody else’s fault and get money for it. Or at least make their lives miserable.

PEOPLE! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU??

Thank GOD there are people like Walter Williams, Tibor Machan and Thomas Sowall out there who leave us some HOPE!

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